In a personal tribute to the Pennine ‘Mutterland‘ that informed so much of what he wrote W. H. Auden outlines an itinerary for a six day tour of Britain from London to Edinburgh. Most of the time is spent between Keighley and the Scottish Border in the comparatively little known Pennine Dales. The itinerary which was printed in American Vogue‘s 15th May 1954 edition was printed in Britain for the first time in 1999 in W.H. Auden: Pennine Poet. Robert Forsythe reacreates the route, and leaves these notes as guidance for anyone contemplating the idea in the future.